October could use some more chill.

Went to NOLA, but I was too exhausted to throw down. I suspect Tarri was disappointed.

LilyLeo hung out with Pop's girlfriend, then we all met for dinner. I said she reminds me of you; LilyLeo said, “Yeh, but also Dolly Parton.” (all the philanthropy and none of the bimboobs.)

Speaking of boobs, leftie is angry. Like I drove the forklift over it. Prolly cancer. Should’ve got some damn life insurance when I still could! Maybe they’ll lob it off and replace it with a perky one. We will call her “Folgers”, because the best part of waking up is folgers in my cup.

Going to the doctor to get checked out tomorrow.