Bubble Gum

Bubble gum, bubble gum in a dish. How many pieces do you wish?

Hey meme,

Once we went on a road trip, and I convinced you to buy me a column of Bubble Yum. I can’t recall where we were going; not important. I ate every piece. I couldn’t help it!

I went to the bathroom with you, and there was gum in my underwear. In addition to that, I was still so young that you had to help me wipe, and I tooted, and you swore that I blew a bubble yum. It traumatized you to wipe the bubble butt.

For the rest of my life, I was able to say, “It is not true that gum takes 7 years to digest.” The bubbleyum-mark was proof. I remembered this, because eating some Mambas recently, the texture so similar to gum, I hesitated to swallow it. Here we are.

Love you,

KY