Pat on the back

May 30

Written By katy young

Ayooo

I met someone extra great, and he did not want anything from me (except sex, duh, I said “he”; didn’t I?).

I walked away, and that’s progress.

Everyone clap. *Crowd roars*

Did I escape unscathed?

No, of course I did not. But I figured it out today and not in 2028.

Am I embarrassed?

You bet your ass I am.

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